chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

alt-j:

Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments! 

HONESTLY

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

#dogs  

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

#dogs  

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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#me