when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments!
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog